Mariska Hargitay Emmys 2026 Monologue: All Her Best Jokes
Mariska Hargitay may have been a first-time host at Emmys 2026, but her opening monologue was steeped in TV history, including the actor’s nearly three-decade run on Law & Order: Special Victims Unit, and the time she “arrested” fellow nominee Martin Short onscreen. “NBC is celebrating its 100th year,” Hargitay began in her opening act. “And I have been on Law & Order: SVU for all of them.” She then quipped of Law & Order creator Dick Wolf that although “there have been a lot of jokes about his name…. His real name is Richard Penis.” The actor also paid homage to the viral AMC Theatres ad fronted by Nicole Kidman, who interjected from her seat, “That’s my bit, you can’t do that!” when Hargitay began speaking of “dazzling images on the silver screen” and “sound that I can feel.” To that, Hargitay gamely replied, “Zip it, movie lady. It’s TV’s turn tonight.” Hargitay struck an earnest tone for the remainder of her brief remarks, which she began with an elongated musical number, featuring cameos …







