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Trump Sounds Like He’s Dying Inside as He Shills New Digital Trading Cards

Trump Sounds Like He’s Dying Inside as He Shills New Digital Trading Cards

“You all know what they are, we’ve had a lot of fun with them.” Sad Sack In a new video, ex-president Donald Trump is a shell of his former boisterous self as he shills a new collection of his laughably ugly digital trading cards. Posted on X-formerly-Twitter, Trump seems barely able to muster any enthusiasm when boasting that he has some “very exciting news” about the latest drop of his non-fungible token (NFT) trading cards. “By popular demand, I am doing a new series of Trump digital trading cards,” the GOP candidate mutters in the strange video. “You all know what they are, we’ve had a lot of fun with them.” In the video, Trump wheezes that if one buys 15 of the $99-apiece digital collectibles, they’ll receive a physical trading card in the mail that is said to contain a part of what he’s calling his “knock-out” suit that he wore when he was shot at a rally earlier this summer. They can also purchase packages that feature tickets to one of his galas, …

Land Of Spooks And Shills And Sheeple

Land Of Spooks And Shills And Sheeple

Submitted by Donald Jeffries via “I Protest”, Trust is a rare commodity in today’s world. Maybe it always has been. I remember trusting some older males who were relatives or neighbors, as a child. Then later as an adult, I’d hear from my sister and others about how these fine upstanding men had propositioned them, or touched them inappropriately. Moral trust is one thing. We all fail to some degree on this count, because we are all sinners. My head will probably always be turned by a good-looking female. It’s just instinctive. I remember a great comedy skit with Richard Pryor, where he was sitting in a crowd with his wife/girlfriend, who was glaring at him, upset over him checking out other women. Then his head turns again, and he tells her, “Can’t you see how strong that shit is? I know you’re gonna be mad, but I still can’t stop it!” While it bothers me when I attend a wedding where the divorced bride’s children from her first marriage are ringbearers or flower girls …