Trump Sounds Like He’s Dying Inside as He Shills New Digital Trading Cards
“You all know what they are, we’ve had a lot of fun with them.” Sad Sack In a new video, ex-president Donald Trump is a shell of his former boisterous self as he shills a new collection of his laughably ugly digital trading cards. Posted on X-formerly-Twitter, Trump seems barely able to muster any enthusiasm when boasting that he has some “very exciting news” about the latest drop of his non-fungible token (NFT) trading cards. “By popular demand, I am doing a new series of Trump digital trading cards,” the GOP candidate mutters in the strange video. “You all know what they are, we’ve had a lot of fun with them.” In the video, Trump wheezes that if one buys 15 of the $99-apiece digital collectibles, they’ll receive a physical trading card in the mail that is said to contain a part of what he’s calling his “knock-out” suit that he wore when he was shot at a rally earlier this summer. They can also purchase packages that feature tickets to one of his galas, …