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Tom Brady Roast Robert Kraft Massage Jokes Off-Limits: Andrew Schulz

Tom Brady Roast Robert Kraft Massage Jokes Off-Limits: Andrew Schulz

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Since Tom Brady‘s Netflix roast, viewers have speculated about how much the NFL star truly was upset over Jeff Ross‘ joke that alluded to Patriots owner Robert Kraft being charged with soliciting prostitution after an investigation into massage parlors in Florida. Now, comedian Andrew Schulz, who participated in the roast, is saying that he believes that uncomfortable moment “was 100 percent real.” “The reason why I think it’s real is because they told us no jokes about happy endings with Bob Kraft,” Schulz said on his Flagrant podcast. Schulz explained that he had a joke about former Patriots wide receiver Randy Moss receiving a “happy ending” from Kraft. “They were like, ‘Tom asked us not to do anything with the massage shit,’” the comedian recalled. “I was like, ‘Alright, cool. The guy’s coming here for this thing. He’s not getting roasted.’” He also claimed that Brady was “ready to shut the whole thing down” after the first comic to roast him onstage didn’t follow the rules. “Most people would get caught up in that moment …

Tom Brady roaster claims ex-football star’s anger at Robert Kraft joke was ‘100% real’

Tom Brady roaster claims ex-football star’s anger at Robert Kraft joke was ‘100% real’

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For free real time breaking news alerts sent straight to your inbox sign up to our breaking news emails Sign up to our free breaking news emails Comedian Andrew Schulz has claimed that Tom Brady’s response to Jeff Ross’s joke about New England Patriots owner Robert Kraft during Netflix’s live comedy special was “100 per cent real”. Schulz’s comments contradict Ross’s recent remarks, in which he insisted that Brady was “having fun” when he told him off during the live Roast of Tom Brady special. “When Tom checked Jeff Ross, I think that was 100% per cent real,” Schulz said on a new episode of the “Flagrant” interview series. “The reason why I think it’s real is because they told us no jokes about happy endings with Bob Kraft,” he said, adding that he had a Bob Kraft joke lined up for his set. “But Tom asked us not to do anything with the massage s***.” During Sunday’s (5 May) roast, Ross remembered the famous story of ex-quarterback Brady walking into Kraft’s office and telling …

Tom Brady Not Upset Over Robert Kraft Massage Joke, Jeff Ross Says

Tom Brady Not Upset Over Robert Kraft Massage Joke, Jeff Ross Says

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Sunday’s live Tom Brady Netflix roast quickly made headlines when comedian Jeff Ross made a joke that alluded to Patriots owner Robert Kraft being charged with soliciting prostitution after an investigation into massage parlors in Florida. Though Brady told Ross at the podium, “don’t say that shit again,” Ross now says the NFL star wasn’t that upset about the joke. During the Netflix special, Ross said of Brady’s early days with the Patriots, “So Tom became a Patriot and moved up to New England, and on the first day of training camp, that scrawny rookie famously walked into the owner Robert Kraft‘s office and said, ‘I’m the best decision your organization has ever made. Would you like a massage?’” The joke seemed to be about a 2019 incident in which police said they had recorded Kraft paying for sex acts. He pleaded not guilty and the charges were ultimately dismissed after a Florida appeals court barred the use of surveillance footage at trial. While appearing on The Rich Eisen Show, Ross set the record straight …

Tom Brady Can Take Jokes About Gisele but Not Robert Kraft at Netflix Roast

Tom Brady Can Take Jokes About Gisele but Not Robert Kraft at Netflix Roast

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Tom Brady may be the GOAT of football, but can he take a joke? The world found out on Sunday night, when the seven-time Super Bowl champion sat for The Greatest Roast of All Time: Tom Brady, which streamed on Netflix. Held at the Kia Forum in Los Angeles as a part of the Netflix Is a Joke Fest, the special featured Brady getting roasted by host Kevin Hart and a number of notable personalities, including Kim Kardashian, Ben Affleck, Peyton Manning, and even Will Ferrell in character as Anchorman’s Ron Burgundy. It also featured at least one joke that seemed to make the former Patriot piping hot. X content This content can also be viewed on the site it originates from. That joke came courtesy of Roastmaster General Jeff Ross, who took a shot at Patriots owner Robert Kraft’s arrest for allegedly soliciting prostitution at a massage parlor in 2019. (The charges were later dropped.) Ross said that after Brady was drafted by the Patriots, he told Kraft, “I’m the best decision your organization …

Tom Brady’s Netflix roast features lots of humor, reunion between Robert Kraft and Bill Belichick

Tom Brady’s Netflix roast features lots of humor, reunion between Robert Kraft and Bill Belichick

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INGLEWOOD, Calif. — Three months before Tom Brady gets roasted by critics as Fox Sports’ top NFL analyst, he took his share of barbs from comedians, former teammates and his longtime coach Sunday night during a made-for-streaming comedy live event on Netflix. And it is safe to say after the one liners and jokes Brady heard during three hours of “The Greatest Roast of All Time” at The Forum, he will do just fine. “It’s like a football game. You run with a game plan, and then you get to see kind of how the strategy goes, and then you adjust on the fly,” Brady said before the event. “This is what a locker room has been like for me for all these years. So it’s not like I’m used to people not making fun of me.” Comedian Nikki Glaser, whose monologue was among the funniest of the night, termed the roast as “the comedians’ Super Bowl” and how the competition level was ramped up because everyone wanted to one-up each other. Brady sustained more …

Tom Brady Takes Issue Over Jeff Ross Joke About Robert Kraft at Roast

Tom Brady Takes Issue Over Jeff Ross Joke About Robert Kraft at Roast

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Tom Brady took the jokes in stride at his roast — well, most of them. Amid jabs about Gisele Bundchen, deflategate and his good looks on Sunday night, Brady bristled at one in particular, aimed at the Patriots’ 82-year-old owner, Robert Kraft. During his turn onstage, Jeff Ross quipped: “So Tom became a Patriot and moved up to New England, and on the first day of training camp, that scrawny rookie famously walked into the owner Robert Kraft‘s office and said, ‘I’m the best decision your organization has ever made. Would you like a massage?’” Brady then approached Ross, who’d blown a kiss Kraft’s way, and said in his ear: “Don’t say that shit again.” Ross replied, “OK, OK. He’s having fun, look at him. I love what you do for the Jews, Robert Kraft. You’re incredible.” The joke was a reference to a 2019 incident in which Kraft was charged with soliciting prostitution after an investigation into massage parlors in Florida. Police said they had recorded Kraft paying for sex acts. He pleaded not …