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Tom Brady Roast Robert Kraft Massage Jokes Off-Limits: Andrew Schulz

Tom Brady Roast Robert Kraft Massage Jokes Off-Limits: Andrew Schulz

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Since Tom Brady‘s Netflix roast, viewers have speculated about how much the NFL star truly was upset over Jeff Ross‘ joke that alluded to Patriots owner Robert Kraft being charged with soliciting prostitution after an investigation into massage parlors in Florida. Now, comedian Andrew Schulz, who participated in the roast, is saying that he believes that uncomfortable moment “was 100 percent real.” “The reason why I think it’s real is because they told us no jokes about happy endings with Bob Kraft,” Schulz said on his Flagrant podcast. Schulz explained that he had a joke about former Patriots wide receiver Randy Moss receiving a “happy ending” from Kraft. “They were like, ‘Tom asked us not to do anything with the massage shit,’” the comedian recalled. “I was like, ‘Alright, cool. The guy’s coming here for this thing. He’s not getting roasted.’” He also claimed that Brady was “ready to shut the whole thing down” after the first comic to roast him onstage didn’t follow the rules. “Most people would get caught up in that moment …

Tom Brady Not Upset Over Robert Kraft Massage Joke, Jeff Ross Says

Tom Brady Not Upset Over Robert Kraft Massage Joke, Jeff Ross Says

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Sunday’s live Tom Brady Netflix roast quickly made headlines when comedian Jeff Ross made a joke that alluded to Patriots owner Robert Kraft being charged with soliciting prostitution after an investigation into massage parlors in Florida. Though Brady told Ross at the podium, “don’t say that shit again,” Ross now says the NFL star wasn’t that upset about the joke. During the Netflix special, Ross said of Brady’s early days with the Patriots, “So Tom became a Patriot and moved up to New England, and on the first day of training camp, that scrawny rookie famously walked into the owner Robert Kraft‘s office and said, ‘I’m the best decision your organization has ever made. Would you like a massage?’” The joke seemed to be about a 2019 incident in which police said they had recorded Kraft paying for sex acts. He pleaded not guilty and the charges were ultimately dismissed after a Florida appeals court barred the use of surveillance footage at trial. While appearing on The Rich Eisen Show, Ross set the record straight …

Best Jokes About Gisele, Deflategate, Crypto, More

Best Jokes About Gisele, Deflategate, Crypto, More

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Tom Brady was a good, um, sport on Sunday night, where he was roasted about all aspects of his life, from his former marriage to Gisele Bündchen to his role in deflategate. Host Kevin Hart kicked off The Greatest Roast of All Time: Tom Brady by noting that the event would be focusing on the “greatest quarterback of all time.” “Wait, Joe Montana’s here?” he quipped. He went on to joke that the teleprompter should have included the qualifier “one of the” greatest quarterbacks ever in reference to Brady. “The greatest is Joe Montana,” he affirmed. Hart also commented on the demographic makeup of the attendees inside the Kia Forum. “I’ve never seen Inglewood so white,” he quipped of the Los Angeles suburb where the venue is located. “It’s so fucking white in here. It looks like a Bruce Springsteen concert just let out. This used to be the home of the Lakers, now it’s the home of the Quakers.” Hart went on to joke about Brady’s former gig as an ambassador for failed cryptocurrency giant …

Tom Brady Takes Issue Over Jeff Ross Joke About Robert Kraft at Roast

Tom Brady Takes Issue Over Jeff Ross Joke About Robert Kraft at Roast

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Tom Brady took the jokes in stride at his roast — well, most of them. Amid jabs about Gisele Bundchen, deflategate and his good looks on Sunday night, Brady bristled at one in particular, aimed at the Patriots’ 82-year-old owner, Robert Kraft. During his turn onstage, Jeff Ross quipped: “So Tom became a Patriot and moved up to New England, and on the first day of training camp, that scrawny rookie famously walked into the owner Robert Kraft‘s office and said, ‘I’m the best decision your organization has ever made. Would you like a massage?’” Brady then approached Ross, who’d blown a kiss Kraft’s way, and said in his ear: “Don’t say that shit again.” Ross replied, “OK, OK. He’s having fun, look at him. I love what you do for the Jews, Robert Kraft. You’re incredible.” The joke was a reference to a 2019 incident in which Kraft was charged with soliciting prostitution after an investigation into massage parlors in Florida. Police said they had recorded Kraft paying for sex acts. He pleaded not …