It was only a question of time, I suppose, before someone made a generative AI that can whisper sweet, sweet obscenities at you. Lovense – perhaps best known for its remote-controllable sex toys – this week announced its ChatGPT Pleasure Companion. The company’s newest innovation in sex tech is to do what everyone else seems to be doing these days – slappin’ some AI on it. In this case, the product name is quite the mouthful. Launched in beta in the company’s remote control app, the Advanced Lovense ChatGPT Pleasure Companion invites you to indulge in juicy and erotic stories that the Companion creates based on your selected topic. Lovers of spicy fan fiction never had it this good, is all I’m saying. Once you’ve picked your topics, the Companion will even voice the story and control your Lovense toy while reading it to you. Probably not entirely what those 1990s marketers had in mind when they coined the word ‘multi-media,’ but we’ll roll with it. The tech is clever; give it some parameters, and seconds …